these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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