My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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