it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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