We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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