i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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