Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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