i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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