But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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