just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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