do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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