another moral hangover. fuck.
its not stalking. its research.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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