there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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