it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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