Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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