Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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