Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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