No, drunk sperm still make babies.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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