You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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