guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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