If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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