We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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