Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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