I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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