I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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