The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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