already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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