dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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birth control should be required to get into college
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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