She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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