its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
there is another microwave in the elevator.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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