I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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