Your tits are I can't wait for
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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