so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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