this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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