Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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