You're so nebulous sometimes
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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