Nicole vs. Life
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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