If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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