ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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