Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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