I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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