I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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