Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Everything about him screamed your future.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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