If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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