around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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