Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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