just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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