She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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