I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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