YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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