I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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